watermelon smashing




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guy record (4) hold the record
smash audience watermelon
suit spirit (2) championship
title (2) countdown professional (2)
crazy fantastic break a record







Howie: What’s your name?
Trizzie D: My name’s Trizzie D. I’m from Los Angeles, California.
Howie: What do you do for a living, Trizzie?
Trizzie D: I’m a professional wrestler.
Howie: You’re not going to be wrestling tonight . . .
Trizzie D: No, no.
Howie: What are you going to be doing?
Trizzie D: Actually, Howie, there’s a guy in New Zealand who holds the world record for having smashed forty-four watermelons with his head under sixty seconds.
Howie: How many watermelons do you have here today?
Trizzie D: Forty-five. I’m bringing the title back to America, right here on America’s Got Talent.
Howie: That’s the spirit.
Trizzie D: Bring it home, man.
Howie: Bring that championship back.

Side Host: I’m not getting any watermelon on my suit, I know that.

Howie: The world record, ladies and gentlemen. Bring it back to America!

Side Host: He just happened to be around forty-five watermelons.

Don’t try this at home!

Heidi: Audience, are you ready?
Audience: Yeah!
Heidi: Okay, let’s do the countdown: three . . . two . . . one . . . GO!

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Mel B: That does not look good.
Howie: Oh, my god!
Howie: Oh, my.
Howie: What do we have? What do we have?
Mel B: What number? I mean what do we have?
Heidi: Twenty-eight. Oh my god!
Heidi: That hurts!
Heidi: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

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Howie: You did it!
Heidi: Great job!
Howie: You did it!
Audience: USA! USA! USA!
Trizzie D: I broke the record!
Audience: USA! USA! USA!

Side Host: He’s crazy. I’m not going to get watermelon on my suit. I’m out.

Howard Stern: First of all, how are you feeling?

Trizzie D: I feel fantastic. I just broke a record.

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Watermelon, Melon, Muskmelon, Cantaloupe. Trizzie is a singer and dancer. True or false?

Apple. Was he going to do magic tricks? What was he going to do?

Pear. What was the current or old record of smashed watermelons? How many was Trizzie going to break?

Orange, Tangerine. The current (previous) champion (record holder) was Bangladeshi. Is this right or wrong?

Peach, Nectarine. What happened? Was it easy?

Apricot. How did the judges feel? What did they think?

Banana, Plantain. Did Trizzie break the world record? What happened?

Cherry. The side host said he wanted to break watermelons too. Is this right or wrong?

Raspberry, Blackberry, Blueberry. After his act, Trizzie felt dizzy and sick. Is this correct or incorrect?

Lemon, Lime. Watermelons are popular in my town or city. Yes or no?

Strawberry. Is there only type of watermelon or different types?

Pineapple. Do you know of any world records?

Mango. I want to break a world record. Yes or no? If yes, what record could you break?

Kiwi Fruit. What will happen in the future?


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