kung fu master

The Kung Fu Grand Master



grand hand (2) master (2)
nod silent translator
bill temple break/broke/broken
stick judge assistant
kick strong punch (2)
touch nuts (3) interpreter
juju respect gentleman
vote fineness hit/hit/hit
heal crotch chopstick




Nick Cannon: What’s your name?
Master Qi Feilong: Master Qi Feilong.
Nick Cannon: Master Qi Feilong. I got it . . . You want me to hit you? We just met.

My name is Grand Master Qi Feilong.
Translator: He’s a kung fu master, and also energy healer. He has a special talent. He learned this when he was seven years old. His parents sent him to Shaolin Temple.

Master Qi Feilong: The judges have never seen anything like this.
Nick Cannon: Go get em!


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Howie: Welcome.
Master Qi Feilong: Thank you.
Howie: What is your name?
Master Qi Feilong: My name is Grand Master Qi Feilong. Shaolin title, Xu Se Lun. I’m a qigong master. I’m an energy healer.
Howie: Wait! Has the name ended? Did the name end?
Master Qi Feilong: Kung fu master, YES!

Howie: And who is your assistant?
Master Qi Feilong: She’s my translator.
Howie: She’s your translator. She has not said one word.
Master Qi Feilong: She’s my translator.
Howie: But she doesn’t speak? Because she’s a silent translator.
Master Qi Feilong: Yes, sir.
Howie: Can you speak English?
Translator: (Nods)
Master Qi Feilong: YES!
Howie: What is his talent?
Translator: Energy.
Howie: Energy?
Master Qi Feilong: I will break chopsticks using ten-dollar bill. And stop second hand of wall-clock.
Howie: Okay.
Master Qi Feilong: Energy! Yes! Yes!


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Howie: Okay.
Nick Cannon: I’ve got you.
Mel B: He’s going to stop that hand with his energy.
Nick Cannon: He’s going to make the second hand stop where ever he wants it to, by using his energy and kung fu.

Stop it on the six.
Master Qi Feilong: Okay.
Howie: He’s not touching it from behind?
Nick Cannon: No. He’s not.
Howie: Wait, wait. What else can he do?
Nick Cannon: We need you.


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Howie: What do I do?
Translator: He is going to break the sticks in half with a dollar.
Nick Cannon: So you have to grab these the same way I have them, Howie.
Master Qi Feilong: Can I have a ten dollar bill, please?


Mel B: That’s amazing. That was good.


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Howie: What’s he doing?
Nick Cannon: He wants to sow how strong he is; he wants me to punch him and kick him in the nuts.
Howard Stern: Kick him in the nuts.
Nick Cannon: Ready? Ready?
Howard Stern: You know what? That was good. You should have done that.

Howie: Well, let me ask the interpreter: what happened there? I want to ask you miss: Where did Nick kick him?
Translator: The . . . the . . . crunch (sic).
Howie: In the crotch. We’re going to vote.

Mel B: I don’t want no bad juju on me, so I’m going to say ‘yes’.
Master Qi Feilong: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Howie: I’m not a bad juju; I’m a good juju. But you know what? I would also vote ‘yes’.
Master Qi Feilong: Thank you, thank you.
Howie: Howard.
Howard Stern: Howard votes ‘no’. You’re a nice gentleman. I respect you for something, but I’m not sure what.
Howie: Heidi.
Heidi: I feel that with fineness, you would act a little bit better. You know, where we really understand.
Howie: What’s your vote?
Heidi: No!
Master Qi Feilong: You want to hit here?
Heidi: No, I don’t want to hit you.
Howie: Thank you so much for being here.
Master Qi Feilong: Thank you very much.
Howie: Have you ever seen anything like that?
Heidi: No.


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1. In the beginning, the host punched Grand Master Qi Feilong because he hates (dislikes) him. True or false?

2. Did he start learning kung fu and energy healing as a child? Did he learn it at primary (elementary) school?

3. The Chinese woman performed kung fu. Is this right or wrong?

4. Does Grand Master Qi Feilong speak good English?

5. What was his first feat?

6. Describe his second feat. Did he need extra help?

7. Grand Master Qi Feilong is very powerful. Is this correct or incorrect?

8. The judges all voted “yes” for him. Yes or no?


A. My friend practices martial arts (judo, jujitsu, karate, kung fu, sambo, tae kwon do). Yes or no?

B. Are there martial arts clubs or schools in your city?

C. Have you seen martial arts demonstrations?

D. Do you know any martial arts experts?

E. What might happen in the future?

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